Unexpectedly Bart (King!)
Located in Portland
Last update: February 3rd, 2016 at 12:08 pm
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BART KING: Not drooling since 2002!
Can you believe it? The guy on the righ
. . . before the power of my LinkedIn profile!
A "soft opening" is when a business quietly opens its doors without any fanfare. And although my novel won't be available for a couple more months, here's MY soft opening—*drum roll*
1. Why am I getting thi
Due to icy conditions, my mind will have a two-hour delayed opening this morning.
That's what my wife said as she shoved it in my
(And my apologies.)
That's me growing out of hi
At the fruit stand— ME: Do you want pink ladies, cameos, or gala apples? LYNN: Get the cameos. They only make a brief appearance.— Bart King (@BartKing) October 9, 2014
THE MYSTERY OF THE DOORBELL THAT DIDN’T WORK
A group of neuroscientists did battle in an epic Twitter Rap Free-for-All. Check it! [Scientific terms explained in brackets.]DEAN BURNETT: My flow is so powerful it’s basically exponentialYours don't make the threshold f