I rarely cry, as I consider such displays unseemly. (Also, crying makes my nose leak sadness-juice.)
Unexpectedly Bart (King!)
Located in Portland
Last update: January 19th, 2017 at 08:33 pm
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BART KING: Not drooling since 2002!
Our toilet seat broke and I let my boyfriend pick out the new one pic.twitter.com/f3SLMR3yhL— Gabriella Paiella (@GMPaiella) January 14, 2017
FRIEND: Could you watch our cats for a couple of days?ME: Sure!FRIEND: Grea
But don't tell Todd, or he'll never shut up about it.
TRUE STORY: A couple of neighborhood kids knocked on the door yesterday."What's up, guys?""We have a project in English class on our favorite author. And we were wondering —"
It's a letter to the editor of the New York Times book review section:
"So you're saying my salivary glands are over-producing?" I gushed.Naming a restaurant "Shenanigans" doesn't send a very reassuring message about food quality.——————————