Unmitigated Ass-Whistles of Vivacity
AMOROUS EPHEMERA London Andrews covered in blue cupcake cream AURAL LIFE Brian May interview in the Guardian BIG ATHLETICA My fantasy football impulses are out of control this year. As usual, I’m overseeing my own league, but I’ve also joined one run by some swell fellows at the conservative blog, Real Debate Wi
AMOROUS EPHEMERA Fantastical naked women underwater Playboy chicas in body paint Porn series lampoons the housing bubble So much eros emitted near the deer head BACK HOME ON THE FARM The deranged excellence of House on the Rock The Wizard of Lake Geneva Winds ravage the U.P. BIG ATHLETICA Guess what? “Icing” the
Monday Evening Linkplasm Comic Sans as truth serum Roger Ebert, hilariously, on the GOP: “These poor, stupid people“ But Michael Moynihan schools Ebert here Why smart people can’t get laid A neurotheological bridge to high-fives and back-slaps? This Hitchens piece on the Glenn Beck sideshow is lacking̷
Sunday Evening Linkgasm Angel of Death “Regrets of the Dying.” Aural Discharge, Aural Liquidity and Aural Ephemera Black Tea, victorious at the World’s Worst Rap Competition. Cosmonautica and Cold Lonely Places Pravda: Male Boss With High Potency Harasses All Women in Office. And: Black Males Entertain Ru
Sunday Morning Link Salad. Randomize lists of anything here. There are more synonyms for testicle than you know. The same applies to sugar cookies and gluteal-sitting hemispheres. “You like Kafka’s experiments with Yiddish themes too?? That’s hott.” Fantasy sports, the Supreme Court and you. Wedding
Saturday Morning Link Extravaganza Amorous Ephemera The attractive Heather Molina and her bike. Video footage of the Naked Tenor (love lifts him up where he belongs!) Athletic Discharge Steady Burn suggests 10 fringe athletes to follow on Twitter. Aural Discharge Rhode Island politician sings beautifully about Jesus on lo
A hyena’s dinner An attractive girl named Katie, in the grass Blackfoot, Idaho (1963) Buddha Liquor Fantastic Alaska Paleontological Chicago Portland: Naked statue, naked woman
Starring Tiny Tim, Creed fans, Ted Nugent and the racial language of Gibby Haynes.
Monday morning Flickr pursuits. Some images contain nudity. Adam and Eve frolic nude in their inanimate immortality Alberta-Pacific Forest Industries parking lot A slightly frightening Toronto cop in riot gear Attractive digital girl with a terrific ass Beclouded in Thailand Chhom Nimol of Dengue Fever is a lovely, lovely w
Hola, Fellow Travelers of the Apocalypse: The time has come for you to dip your swollen feet into the ennobling waters of the Iced Borscht Pro Football Pick’ Em League. In order to join the group, just go to Pro Football Pick’em and click the “Join Group” button. From there, enter the following infor
Friday morning Flickr pursuits. (Keep in mind that some of these items contain nudity.) Aesthetically pleasing Chicago sunset and jet stream; An enchanting lass in the British Columbia woods; A very sensual-looking flower in Taiwan; Beautiful…naked…red…; Beclouded; Breastalicious mermaid washed ashore; Gho
For your consumption: A new “Audio Files” column is available for viewing at When Falls the Coliseum. Topics float from Wang Chung to Glenn Danzig to Carl Sagan to liquid orgasms to Boris the Sprinkler. Scroll down the page a bit and there’s an excellent piece by Daniel Kalder on the din of dystopian chatt
Wednesday morning links. THE ROAD TO HELL IS PAVED WITH AMOROUS EPHEMERA Naked Portland chicks on bikes (1) Naked Portland chicks on bikes (2) Naked Portland chicks on bikes (3) Naked Portland chicks on the sidewalk wearing motorcycle helmets (1) Naked Portland chicks on bikes (4) Naked Portland chicks with bunny ears (1) N
The previous post bleeds into this one, although this time I’m exploring the statistical crevices and crannies of the United States and the United States alone. Did you know that… Pennsylvania is ablaze with arson deaths; The good people of Ohio spend a lot of time at the library; There’s a whole lot of bo
Here’s a site that’s jam-packed with information: Nation Master. It has graphs and stats galore relating to different nations (most represented on a per capita basis). Some info gleaned… Most rapes? That honor goes to South Africa. Most murderous sovereign hellhole? Columbia. Most miserably poor? Liberia.
Friday morning linkage. Mark Scribner at Open Market has a few choice words for urban planners: “…they are merely misdirecting taxpayer dollars and private investment into development projects that no one desires enough to privately provide—another example of the road to Hell being paved (a bit more literally
I love summer but it’s usually the time that Seasonal Affective Disorder menaces me. I always worry that summer will end too soon. That explains my SAD to an extent. Perhaps it’s a melodramatic metaphor for life in general, even though I’ve never been fearful of death. Wikipedia says: People who experien
Some new ass-whistles of vivacity await you in the latest rendering of “Audio Files” over at When Falls the Coliseum:
Tuesday morning links. Glenn Greenwald shows what a collapsing empire looks like; Fired Oregonian food critic angrily announces: “there will be more A & E dining articles on such subjects as how to assemble a tasty picnic.” I ask: is there a more lovely or divine creature on earth than London Andrews? Scott
Monday morning links. A Hobbit cave in Indonesia; In Buffalo, Ed Koch orders 32-ounce steak; Giant squid on the beach in New Zealand; Americans don’t like journalists; Can binaural beats deliver brain bliss?; and Ten swell sound illusions.
Sunday morning links. It’s time to get to know the Sinister Insult; From teacher to…porn star? (NSFW); The ABCs of stoning: “First, you get buried.” Extreme spelunkers sometimes experience “the Rapture“; A favorite destination of fugitives on the lam is…Wisconsin; Put some slug spit
It’s a lazy Saturday, and I’m being a sloth-like glob of waste. I’m motivated enough to bring the links though. Here they are: Tim Tebow is Friar Tuck! Terrific stuff! Human noise is freaking out the fish; Todd Seavey discusses corpse-eating, lawn-mowing robots; Music From Nowhere — the Theremin! Jos
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Anyone interested in joining the Fantasy Football League I commission? I request that only serious fantasy ballers throw their hat in the ring. We’ve got a veteran bunch of peckerwoods who can write florid poetry about Josh Cribbs, if necessary. It’s that bad-ass. Please leave a comment stating your qualificati
Portland Reddit users ridicule me for attacking “hipster” straw men in a blog post that doesn’t even contain the word “hipster”; I really like this hallway pic; 1960s and 1970s Asian pop album covers; Mad Magazine rejection letter; Marvel Comics fans — do you remember “Assistant Ed
Am I the last sane person in Portland? I wish I were joking. I’ve long complained about our city‘s many faults — its smugness; its Smart Growth advocacy; its godforsaken “Young Creatives”; its weird preoccupation with food carts (and community seating); its highly overrated transit system; its
New adventures in aural vivacity.
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Pretty amazing — the Polyphonic Spree “Questfortherest.com“ Pleasant sounds of the Bebot The deranged, frothy stew of Comic-Con Porn workshop for $195 = immeasurable pointlessness (But register here if the idea whets your ass-whistle; you do get to mingle with the “Tony Robbins” of sex, after a