Haiku are too short for all my new feels; maybe I should try sonnets. Follow me on Twitter

I don''t favor recreational drug use, but this is genius: "The Smoke-Off" by Shel Silverstein (yes, the same guy who wrote The Giving Tree) Follow

Another tanka: Talented and smart and funny and fierce, great music taste and great style and O. M. F. G. beautiful and decades too late for me Follow me on Twitter

Haven't done one of these for awhile.... Terrorism and Privilege: Understanding the Power of Whiteness. A Yemeni man live-tw

After my wife called 911 and we went through the stroke questions over the phone, the paramedics came and examined me. They asked me the same questions again. The answers were still bad. They seemed to spend a long time on asking what happened and stuff like that. My nine-year-old daughter was able to fill them in pretty we

I think I love you It's 'cause I have brain damage Are you not flattered? Follow me on Twitter

Happy Easter, Western-type Christians and anyone else who enjoys Easter! Happy first Sunday after the first ecclesiastical full moon that falls on or after March 21, everyone else! Here's some Christian music (no video, just audio, and the sound is very faint at first).

Two Scottish researchers have published research that found that "vaginal orgasm is more prevalent among women with a prominent tubercle of the upper lip." the results of t

A follow up to last week's effort, actually a tanka, not a haiku, this time. Who needs unicorns when deer are beautiful; deer are real? Yet still I see her and my heart cries out, "Oh my God, a unicorn!"

For... ...in Gondor the New Year will always now begin upon the twenty-fifth of March when Sauron fell.... Follow me on Twitter

For years, I sought a girl just like you. The search long done, now there you are. Follow me on Twitter

I didn't blog much last year, but when I did, I: Analyzed how the LDS (Mormon) church creates "porn addicts", Boxed up

I've been sure for a long time that

Happy New Year, users of the Gregorian calendar! May your 2013 be as epic as this: Follow me on Twitter

I want to write words like magic swirling ships, but only write like me. Follow me on Twitter

Happy Boxing Day, boxers and boxing fans! Happy December 26, all other users of the Gregorian calendar on the same side of the International Dateline as me! Follow me on Twitter

Are we still here? Follow me on Twitter

From "too big to fail" to "too big to jail": two-tiered justice in America. Fuck you, Men's Rights Activists. R

The Obama Administration is considering how to undermine marijuana legalization in Colorado and Washington. Singing about killing Americans years ago is

Republicans! Tremble in fear before Team Commie! Our organizations are so terrifyingly efficient that they can steal elections years after disbanding! (At least that's apparently what 49 percent of Repu

If you were real, would you be creeped out because I wrote this about you? Follow me on Twitter

Happy Thanksgiving, Americans and resident aliens! Happy Thursday, the rest of you on this side of the International Dateline! Happy Friday, everyone else! Follow me on Twitter

A Mormon reporter on the Romney bus. Is David Petraeus a honey-hungry Dickzilla in heat

Guess why Mitt Romney thinks he lost? Is it beca

Sources inform me that Paula Broadwell's biography of General David Petraeus will get a new subtitle. Here's an exclusive look at the new cover:

Here's the scariest music I've ever heard: Play it when kids come Trick or Treating, and they'll run away in terror and you can keep all the candy for yourself. Follow me on Twitter

Plutocrats then and now. Collapse of the Greek economy leads to further disaster: an American-style healthcare

They're what made America great!